for curiosity: full skill set

I am the Best Researcher in the Universe
Have a question?  Need an answer?  I can do that.
From dissertation research, to executive summaries, to city regulation briefs, to cataloging competitors' online inventory and prices, I am an amazing researcher.  I have a gift for finding relevant key words, accessing the most appropriate databases, making sure there are no research voids, and compiling my research into an easy to digest summary.  I am comfortable making phone calls to scary places like DMV or the assessor's office and getting to the Person With The Answer.

Website Design
From single-page vanity sites to multi-page commercial presence, I can help.  The sites I design are beautiful to look at and packed with functionality like built-in social networking, online membership management, forms, databases, calendars, appointment setting, image organization and presentation, and site statistics.  Read more about my Code Kung Fu here.

Illumination of Closeted Topics
I create fun, interactive workshops and facilitate discussions about socially uncomfortable topics like teens and sex, recreational drug use, sexual dysfunction, inappropriate anger, polyamory, gender-bias, and harmful habits.  I write approachable work on sexuality that provides readers with actionable information and food for thought.

Full-charge Bookkeeper
I am QuickBooks ready! Payroll, posting payments, reconciling checking accounts, reconciling credit cards, and accounts payable and receivable.  For your convenience, I am happy using Mac or PC computers and have a lightening-fast learning curve.

Property Management
Have a house you need to rent? Going away for a semester abroad?  I can mange your base camp while you are away.  Vetting tenants, obtaining leases, sub-leases, rent-to-own contracts, proof of insurance, keeping financial records, and securing deposits are all comfortable tasks for me.  I keep tenants happy and property in good repair so you can enjoy your travels or relax in your new location.

Green Tech Expert
The experience of obtaining the necessary permits and building (myself!) Virginia's first Earthship eco-home gives me awesome Green Kung Fu.  I've presented to City Council, been a General Contractor, researched green rebates, become a solar power expert, become a rainwater harvesting expert, conducted energy audits, successfully reduced energy consumption, and prepared endless amount of educational material on all things Sustainable Building.  Want to green your home but don't know where to start?  Start with me. 

Hair Braiding
I do single braids, tree-root braids, and braids with extensions.  I also do all kinds of Greek up-dos, fancy party styles, French braids, reverse French braids, waterfall braids, Beehives, and any other funky styles you can imagine, describe, or show me a picture of.  Many portfolio pictures available; send your request.

Organizational Master
Your closet, your files, your legal documents, your life, your business, your book-keeping, your pantry, your menus, your party, your anything. I was born with an organized mind and sharing it is super easy, and lots of fun. 

Health Education
Weight loss, sexuality education, personalized yoga, injury recovery, medical research, diet changes, cardiovascular health, and playing your cards well are just a few of the areas I cover as a health educator.  I
answer all kinds of embarrassing, awkward, and difficult questions on a infinite range of health related subjects, from drug side effects to finding qualified specialists. 

Writing and Writing Instruction
Marketing material, research papers, grants, proposals, memos, delicate family correspondence, resumes, website content; if you need it in writing, I can do it.  I also teach all types of writing to students of all ages.  Visit my dedicated writing instruction site for rates and current class openings.


My educational background:
BA Psychology, Goucher College, with honors, Baltimore, MD
Master of Public Health (MPH), Eastern Virginia Medical School, Norfolk, VA

Factoids:
Greek is my first language.
As a young adult, I spent six weeks living in Gaza.
My favorite author is Sherri Tepper.
My first child and I died, and were revived, during childbirth.


so•cial evo·lution·ar·y

n.  1. An individual who encourages change in the social composition of a population during successive generations, resulting in the development of a new social order.  2. An individual who contributes to the historical, social, political, or ethical development of a related group of humans.

synonyms:
outlier; envelope pusher; Black Swan; visionary; freak; early adapter