I am the Best Researcher in the Universe
Have a question? Need an answer? I can do that.
From dissertation research, to executive summaries, to city regulation
briefs, to cataloging competitors' online inventory and prices, I am an
amazing researcher. I have a gift for finding relevant key words,
accessing the most appropriate databases, making sure there are no
research voids, and compiling my research into an easy to digest
summary. I am comfortable making phone calls to scary places like DMV
or the assessor's office and getting to the Person With The Answer.
Website Design
From single-page vanity sites to multi-page commercial presence, I can
help. The sites I design are beautiful to look at and packed with
functionality like built-in social networking, online membership
management, forms, databases, calendars, appointment setting, image
organization and presentation, and site statistics. Read more about my Code Kung Fu here.
Illumination of Closeted Topics
I create fun, interactive workshops and facilitate discussions about socially uncomfortable topics like
teens and sex, recreational drug use, sexual dysfunction, inappropriate
anger, polyamory, gender-bias, and harmful habits. I write approachable work on
sexuality that provides readers with actionable information and food for
thought.
Full-charge Bookkeeper
I
am QuickBooks ready! Payroll, posting payments, reconciling checking
accounts, reconciling credit cards, and accounts payable and
receivable. For your convenience, I am happy using Mac or PC computers
and have a lightening-fast learning curve.
Property Management
Have
a house you need to rent? Going away for a semester abroad? I can
mange your base camp while you are away. Vetting tenants, obtaining
leases, sub-leases, rent-to-own contracts, proof of insurance, keeping
financial records, and securing deposits are all comfortable tasks for
me. I keep tenants happy and property in good repair so you can enjoy
your travels or relax in your new location.
Green Tech Expert
The experience of obtaining the necessary permits and building (myself!) Virginia's first Earthship eco-home
gives me awesome Green Kung Fu. I've presented to City Council, been a
General Contractor, researched green rebates, become a solar power
expert, become a rainwater harvesting expert, conducted energy audits,
successfully reduced energy consumption, and prepared endless amount of
educational material on all things Sustainable Building. Want to green
your home but don't know where to start? Start with me.
Hair Braiding
I
do single braids, tree-root braids, and braids with extensions. I also
do all kinds of Greek up-dos, fancy party styles, French braids,
reverse French braids, waterfall braids, Beehives, and any other funky
styles you can imagine, describe, or show me a picture of. Many
portfolio pictures available; send your request.
Organizational Master
Your
closet, your files, your legal documents, your life, your business,
your book-keeping, your pantry, your menus, your party, your anything. I was born with an organized mind and sharing it is super easy, and lots of fun.
Health Education
Weight loss, sexuality education, personalized yoga, injury recovery,
medical research, diet changes, cardiovascular health, and playing your
cards well are just a few of the areas I cover as a health educator. I
answer all kinds of embarrassing, awkward, and difficult questions on a
infinite range of health related subjects, from drug side effects to
finding qualified specialists.
Writing and Writing Instruction
Marketing material, research papers, grants, proposals, memos,
delicate family correspondence, resumes, website content; if you need
it in writing, I can do it. I also teach all types of writing to students of all ages. Visit my dedicated writing instruction site for rates and current class openings.
My educational background:
BA Psychology, Goucher College, with honors, Baltimore, MD
Master of Public Health (MPH), Eastern Virginia Medical School, Norfolk, VA
Factoids:
Greek is my first language.
As a young adult, I spent six weeks living in Gaza.
My favorite author is Sherri Tepper.
My first child and I died, and were revived, during childbirth.